Whoa there...this box is just impractical. It's heavy, and unnecessarily loud. Further, it is likely to get stares from other educators. This box is best for teachers that don't mind making a scene. This box given communicates that the job of educating can sometimes require pure muscle, and while normally seen driving cars that get good gas mileage and are economical, in rare occasions, torque is what gets the job done. Use this box when your child goes overnight with educators and they are working 24/7 to ensure that hormones are not given any traction.
Much like the Tesla this box is economical and smart, but it is just a little less Musk and a little more AP History. A perennial favorite for your favorite Geometry or U.S. History lover.
This is the perfect box for any teacher that just needs a small pick-me-up or thank you. Every 10th Vespa Box is free, so feel free to be generous.
When you purchase a Tesla Teacher Box, you are saying, I will spare no expense for this teacher. Teachers are nothing if they are not practical, and the Tesla is both bad ass and smart. Much like the educator you are sending this box to. Be careful when purchasing this box as it tends to illicit envy in teaching communities. To many of these boxes for one educator can lead to jealousy in a building, and restraint is needed.